I think things have gone a bit too far (as if they haven't already) - I read this a few minutes ago:
Australia’s National Health and Medical Research Council (NHMRC) has just declared that children should no longer be allowed to blow out candles on birthday cakes at parties. The official guidelines state:
‘To prevent the spread of germs when the child blows out the candles, parents should either provide a separate cupcake, with a candle if they wish, for the birthday child.’
What's next? No goodnight kisses??
Sheesh