Q: Which day of the week do chickens Hate Most ?
A: Fry - day !
You're in Luck ! Today is two-fer Tuesday !
Q: What happens when you drop a ... hand - gren - egg ?
A: Why it ...egg - splodes !
Get well soon ,
Gary
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Q: Which day of the week do chickens Hate Most ?
A: Fry - day !
You're in Luck ! Today is two-fer Tuesday !
Q: What happens when you drop a ... hand - gren - egg ?
A: Why it ...egg - splodes !
Get well soon ,
Gary
Joe Biden/ Kamala Harris
If a bee is buzzing around you, how do you scare it away?
Look at it, point, and say, "Boo bee"!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Apple, $2.17 Barbados
Key lime, $3.68 Bahamas
Peach, $1.99 Aruba
chocolate mousse, $1.79 Puerto Rico
Butter rum pecan, $4.58 Caymans
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you'll see later, the other you'll see after a while.
There's a million 'man with no arms or legs' versions:
Hanging on a wall: Art
In a pile of leaves: Russell
On your doorstep: Matt
In the ocean: Bob
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh
Ya know what they call a fake noodle
An impasta
One contributed by some 7th graders when I was still teaching: What did one snowman say to another snowman? "Do you smell carrots?"
What is the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!!!
What time is it when you go to the dentist ? tooth hurty (2:30)
What's the name of an explorer captured by cannibals? Stew
Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to the Hokey Pokey?? He turned himself around.
Q: Why did the chicken join a band ?
A: Because it already had drumsticks !
Q: Why did the chicken roll in the dust then cross the road twice ?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser !
Q: What do chickens study in school ?
A: Eggonomics !
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
A: Because he heard the referee calling fowls !
Q: Why is it easy for baby chicks to talk ?
A: Because talk is cheep !
Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day ?
A: Hendurance !
Q: What do chickens serve at Birthday Parties ?
A: Coopcakes !
Get Well Soon... if you don't I'll send more bad "Chicken Jokes"!
Gary
My mom asked me how I liked the turkey soup. I said it has a fowl taste.
Wayne
Why do chicken coops always have two doors?
If they had four they’d be chicken sedans.
:lol:Do you know why the old man went fishing?
Why,just for the halibut of course.
Get well soon.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and legs hanging above a window? Curt 'n Rod
What is the difference in the wedding vows between Humans and Vampires?
Humans we say," Until death do us part"
Vampire's say," Until dust do us part"
What can you do with a dog and a cat that have no legs?
Have a drag race............